George asked me to help out with another dish (ketchup), so thank you for your patronage, and I apologize for your pain in reading this.
Because of our perpetual shortage of more delicate flavors, we haven't been able to redo recipes, to hone our wild culinary flailing. But from earlier purchases, George and I ended up with several pieces of chicken in the freezer. Combine that with an endless supply of pasta in the form of mac and cheese boxes, and the right google recipe search was for chicken pasta.
Exactly a week ago, we found a recipe called "
Brooklyn Girl's Penne Arrabiata," which we mostly had the ingredients for. The extension necessary for this pasta dish was breaded chicken. Since week-old bread also resides in our fridge, I pulled some of that and put it into the oven to turn into crumbs.
I didn't quite think it through, though, and left the pieces whole. After one check, I tore it into little shreds and let it that bake. Altogether, it just didn't quite turn out how crumbs should. With some eggs to cover the chicken, here's how that came out:

Yeah, the crumbs were kind of chunky...

...so the breading looks kind of chunky. It ended up covering it better than it looks.
We went through the rest of the recipe, which just made a glorified tomato sauce since we don't have any basil (or canned tomatoes soaking in garlic and olive oil).

Overall, it came out alright, mostly because the ingredients weren't bad. The recipe altogether, however, was somewhat bland. We followed as the recipe instructed to let the chicken simmer in with the sauce, and that, of course, killed the crunchiness of it. I would guess that the breading in the recipe was just to let the chicken soak up the sauce, but since our sauce wasn't particularly tasty, it only came out alright.
Come today, we assess our fridge situation, and determine that this time, we need to use up the large bag of spinach which had been sitting in the cripser. We prepared quite poorly, and actually didn't determine what we would do for dinner until I came back from work. On that, I hastily defrosted another piece of chicken into ice water for the very clearly named, "
Chicken Breast with Spinach."
This time, when it called for breaded chicken (with slightly different instructions), I did what I should have the first time and shredded the bread before it went into the oven. I did this several more times as it baked, then used a spoon to mash it to bits. I left the crumbs in a look too long, so they came out darker. The finer texture, however, definitely made this set better. The three step process of flour, then eggs, then crumbs, also worked much better. The flour thinly coated the chicken, which turned into a somewhat adhesive layer with the egg, which stuck much better to the smaller crumbs. How nice.

The chicken browned on the pan in butter, then cooked when lided, and turned out great. The other major aspect of the recipe was, of course, the spinach, which seems like a very hard thing to do wrong. I, however, learned a little more about cooking. Very early on, I learned that it's very easy to underestimate how much vegetable to cook. Spinach, for example, dies when it hits the boiling water. Knowing this, I put in two more handfuls than I thought we needed. Which still wasn't enough. And thus, I've learned a special application of
Hofstadter's Law, as Hofstatdter's Law of Spinach:
Raw spinach always produces less cooked spinach than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter's Law of Spinach into account.
Even so, it cooks very quickly, and I let the pot have its way with our entire supply, which formed the foundation for this:

The chicken turned out far better this time, and while the flavor was limited to some salt, pepper, and butter (since we don't have parmesan cheese), it still turned out great. I'm quite pleased with how much better the breading came out this time over last time, which makes me happy to know that I've learned something in the kitchen this summer. Considering that I'm going home very soon, improvement is definitely something I'm proud of. It means I won't starve in the future just because I'm sick of ramen.